• *long period of silence*
  • Owen: does George Washington eat chicken?
  • Me: what? Why do you ask son?
  • Owen: did he eat meat or only healthy food? You know, like fruits and vegetables?
  • Me: he ate chickens and cows.
  • Owen: so he only ate meat?
  • Me: no, we was an omnivore.
  • Owen: if you had a goat, you wouldn't have to throw much in the trash, right?
  • Me: go to bed, son.
  • Owen: wait, you didn't say what of plants George Washington ate!